Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on September 27, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Thomas Mann! From throwing the most epic cinematic bash in "Project X" to charming audiences with your relatable awkwardness, you've truly mastered the art of unforgettable chaos. Who knew that hosting a fictional party could make you everyone's favorite troublemaker?

Here's hoping your real-life celebrations are slightly less destructive—but equally legendary. May your career continue to soar higher than a teenager jumping off rooftops into pools, and may every birthday be as memorable (though perhaps less hazardous) as your iconic on-screen antics. Cheers to another year of laughter, success, and keeping insurance companies nervous!