Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on January 14, 1944)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Thomas R. Norris! You've tackled missions most of us only see in movies, earning a Medal of Honor along the way—talk about setting high standards for birthday achievements! Your bravery during Vietnam remains an inspiration; rumor has it even Chuck Norris checks under his bed at night for you.

Here's wishing you another year filled with adventures (hopefully less intense than your SEAL days), laughter louder than boot camp drills, and cake sweeter than victory itself. Thanks for showing us all how courage is done right—and remember: age is just another mission you've already conquered effortlessly!