Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on March 17, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Thomas Robinson! From dominating the boards at Kansas to being drafted 5th overall by Sacramento in 2012, you've always been a force on and off the court. Your relentless hustle made every rebound look like an epic battle scene—seriously, Hollywood should've cast you as Thor's stunt double!

And let's not forget your time with Portland; Trail Blazers fans still reminisce about those thunderous dunks that shook arenas louder than Damian Lillard’s buzzer-beaters. May this birthday bring more highlights (and fewer trades!) because no matter where life takes you next season—you'll forever be our favorite journeyman superstar!