Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on February 03, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Tiger Williams! You skated fearlessly through opponents and penalty records alike, turning the NHL rinks into your personal playground (or boxing ring!). Your grit with the Maple Leafs and Canucks remains unmatched—you turned penalties into an art form. After all these years, goal horns fade away but memories of your legendary toughness live on louder than ever!

They say legends never retire; they just accumulate longer penalty minutes in life. Keep sticking it to father time with that trademark humor and tenacity—after all those well-earned trips to hockey’s infamous timeout box, today you deserve a real celebration. Happy birthday to one tough legend!