Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on May 30, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Tim Burgess! Another year older and still effortlessly cool—clearly you've discovered the secret to eternal indie-rock youth. From your iconic vocals leading The Charlatans through eleven UK Top Forty albums (seriously impressive!), to hosting legendary Twitter listening parties that kept us all sane during lockdowns—you've truly mastered both music and multitasking.

Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as "The Only One I Know" blasting from speakers on a sunny afternoon. Keep rocking those signature blonde locks; they're practically national treasures by now! Cheers for another fantastic spin around the sun, Tim—we can't wait for what's next!