Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on August 11, 1949)

Happy Birthday, Senator Tim Hutchinson! From serving the great state of Arkansas in the House to your distinguished term in the Senate, you've always known how to balance leadership with a touch of Southern charm. Today, we celebrate not just another year of wisdom—but your undeniable talent for navigating Washington politics nearly as skillfully as Walmart negotiates prices.

While others struggled to pass bills, you smoothly passed milestones and legislation alike. Whether debating policy or representing constituents' voices with conviction, you remain timelessly committed (and agelessly witty). Wishing you a birthday that’s even more successful than your political career—and twice as fun!