Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on June 14, 1969)

Happy birthday, Tim! You're officially aging better than Grandpa Simpson—though that's admittedly a low bar. From bringing countless laughs through The Simpsons' hilarious storylines to your unforgettable jokes on Letterman, you've continuously proven that humor truly ages well (even when writers don't!).

Whether crafting absurd Springfield antics or sharp late-night satire, your work has been comedy gold. May you celebrate today with fewer catastrophic mishaps than Homer Simpson and more joy than Bart wreaking havoc with a prank call! Here's wishing you another year of classic episodes filled with donuts, Duff Beer and all the punchlines only someone named Long can deliver.