Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on May 15, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Tim Melia! You're the goalkeeper who makes saving penalties look easier than blowing out birthday candles. Ever since your MLS debut with Real Salt Lake back in 2010, you've been diving into hearts and deflecting shots like a superhero guarding his fortress.

From clutch saves to epic shutouts, your gloves have seen more action than most Hollywood stunt doubles. Your recent heroics between the posts continue to amaze fans and frustrate strikers everywhere—proving age is just a number when you're busy denying goals. Here's wishing you another year filled with spectacular saves and fewer bruises!