Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on September 14, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Tinchy Stryder! From dropping beats that made us all dance to co-founding Takeover Roc Nation, you've proven you're not just a star—you're a whole galaxy. Your journey from "Number 1" hits to entrepreneurial success has been nothing short of legendary. Seriously, is there anything you can't do?

Here's hoping your birthday celebrations are as epic as your career moves. May the cake be sweet, the party loud, and may Jay-Z finally admit he's secretly jealous of your swagger. Keep shining bright and taking over—after all, it's in your label's name! Cheers to another year of greatness!