Let's make this birthday one to remember.

43 years old (Born on March 09, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Tobias Hysén! From your dazzling debut in 1998 to becoming the unstoppable goal-scoring machine and Allsvenskan's top scorer in 2009, you've always known how to find the back of the net. Rumor has it goalkeepers still wake up sweating from nightmares about your legendary strikes!

And let's not forget your MVP season in 2013—clearly, age only makes you better, like fine Swedish cheese or vintage football boots. May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and fewer yellow cards than candles on your cake. Here's to another year of goals scored and defenders embarrassed! Cheers!