Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on March 02, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Toby Alderweireld! Ever since 2008 when you dashed onto Ajax’s backline as a fresh-faced defender, you've shown the world exactly how to tackle life head-on—literally. From stunning clearances at Tottenham Hotspur to standing firm for Belgium during thrilling international duels, your career has been an absolute showcase of defensive wizardry with perfect hair.

Honestly, watching attacking players face you feels like sending kids into exams: constantly stressed and always fearing surprise tests. Cheers to all those iconic moments you've given fans worldwide—keep defending birthdays from becoming just another number on life's scoreboard! Stay legendary, Toby!