Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on September 09, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Todd Coffey! May your celebrations be as swift and memorable as your legendary sprints from the bullpen. From debuting with the Cincinnati Reds in 2005 to becoming baseball's favorite journeyman flamethrower, you've always brought energy—and velocity—to every mound you graced.

Whether it was shutting down hitters with blazing fastballs or delighting fans by sprinting full-speed onto the field, you've left an unforgettable mark on baseball history. Here's hoping this birthday is filled with laughter and joy—just like those priceless moments when batters realized they had no chance against your heat. Cheers to another fantastic year ahead!