Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on March 22, 1966)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Todd Ewen! Known far and wide as one of hockey's toughest enforcers, your 1,911 career penalty minutes still make opponents shiver—and referees sigh in relief that you've retired. From dropping gloves with style for the Blues and Canadiens to keeping things lively with the Mighty Ducks and Sharks, you always knew how to bring excitement (and a little chaos) onto the ice.

Though your NHL days are behind you, your legacy as a fearless competitor remains timeless. Here's hoping today brings fewer penalties but just as much fun—because let's face it, no one's brave enough to put you in timeout now!