Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on December 16, 1964)

Happy Birthday, Todd Glass! From your hilarious run on "Last Comic Standing" to cracking us up alongside Dennis Miller, you've proven that laughter truly is timeless. Your comedy albums—especially classics like "Vintage Todd Glass and Other Crap," the unforgettable hilarity of "Thin Pig," and the brilliantly titled masterpiece "Todd Glass Talks About Stuff"—have kept fans laughing uncontrollably for years.

Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as you've given audiences everywhere. May your jokes stay sharp, your punchlines land perfectly, and may Philadelphia always proudly claim you (even if they occasionally deny responsibility). Cheers to another year of comedic genius!