Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on February 28, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Todd Haley! From calling bold plays on the sidelines in Kansas City to orchestrating touchdowns alongside Mike Tomlin in Pittsburgh, you've always known how to keep fans on their toes. Your knack for turning offenses into scoring machines is legendary—though we're still debating if your sideline expressions or play-calling were more entertaining!

Here's hoping your birthday celebration runs smoother than a perfectly executed two-minute drill. May your day be filled with fewer challenges than facing a Ravens defense and more joy than watching Big Ben connect deep downfield. Cheers to another year of touchdowns, laughter, and unforgettable moments!