Let's make this birthday one to remember.

65 years old (Born on December 02, 1959)

Happy Birthday, Todd Thomas! To the man who made long snapping look easy—because let's face it, nobody notices a snapper until something goes hilariously wrong. Your precision with teams like the Chiefs and Eagles was legendary; you snapped footballs straighter than most of us can park our cars.

From your NFL days to dominating in the USFL for squads like New Jersey Generals, Arizona Wranglers, and Pittsburgh Maulers—you've always been clutch under pressure (and upside-down). May this birthday be as smooth sailing as one of your perfect snaps—and may no cake ever fly over anyone's head today!