Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on July 09, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Tom Brandi! Whether dominating opponents as The Patriot or taking titles — from ECW's Tag Team Championship to becoming the proud NWA National Heavyweight Champion — there's never been a dull moment. You're proof that heroes don't just wear masks; they also bodyslam adversity and elbow-drop age itself.

May your birthday celebration be epic enough to rival your greatest wrestling matches, yet relaxing enough so you won't need tag-team backup recovering tomorrow! Cheers to another year of power slams, patriotic pride, and legendary moments in wrestling history. Here's hoping this year's cake survives longer than most challengers do against you!