Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on March 19, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Tom Briscoe! You're faster than a winger chasing the ice cream truck and tougher than tackling Monday mornings. Ever since you burst onto the scene with England in 2009, you've been sidestepping defenders like they're birthday candles—effortlessly blowing past them year after year.

From your unforgettable five-try haul at Wembley to lifting trophies for Leeds Rhinos, you've given fans countless reasons to cheer (and opponents plenty of headaches). May this year's celebrations be as legendary as your runs downfield—and may age never catch up quite as quickly as those poor souls trying desperately to tackle you!