Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on August 20, 1960)

Happy Birthday, Tom Brunansky! With 271 home runs launched into orbit during your impressive MLB career spanning five teams and fourteen seasons, you certainly knew how to swing for the fences. Fans still recall those towering blasts that made pitchers reconsider their life choices.

From clutch hits with Minnesota Twins in '87 World Series glory days to memorable moments across ballparks nationwide—you've left a lasting mark on baseball history. May this birthday be as legendary as one of your moonshot homers—filled with laughter, joy, and perhaps fewer curveballs than usual!

Cheers to another year knocking life's pitches outta here!