Let's make this birthday one to remember.

77 years old (Born on March 14, 1948)

Happy Birthday, Senator Tom Coburn! Who knew a Republican from Oklahoma and a Democrat named Obama could team up to make federal spending transparent? Your bipartisan partnership proved that miracles do happen—even in politics!

Your dedication to fiscal responsibility earned respect across party lines. Whether serving multiple terms in the House or stepping into the Senate spotlight, you've always championed accountability with humor and integrity. Here's hoping your birthday is as clear-cut and straightforward as your approach to government transparency—minus any hidden fees or surprise amendments.

Cheers to you on this special day; may it be fiscally responsible yet generously fun!