Let's make this birthday one to remember.

79 years old (Born on August 31, 1946)

Happy Birthday, Coach Tom Coughlin! Here's to the man who mastered both time management and convincing Eli Manning that he could beat Tom Brady...twice. You made history with those unforgettable Super Bowl XLII and XLVI victories for the Giants—miraculously keeping your poker face even when miracles happened on field.

And let's not forget Jacksonville: you took a brand-new expansion team all the way from rookie upstarts to playoff contenders faster than most of us can say "Where exactly is Jacksonville again?"

Hope your birthday cake arrives five minutes early today—you know that's your style. Wishing you timeless laughs this year, coach!