Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on July 27, 1968)

Happy Birthday, Tom! Here's hoping your big day is as swift and unstoppable as you were on the base paths. With seven seasons of 30+ steals—and four blazing years above fifty—you made pitchers nervous just by being there. Rumor has it some catchers are still anxiously checking second to make sure you're not about to bolt again.

Thanks for making speedy sprints look easy throughout those fantastic fourteen Major League Baseball years—proving every single stolen bag counts (especially when birthday cake awaits). Celebrate boldly today; after all, nobody's got a chance trying to throw you out now!