Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on July 30, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Tom Green! It's impressive how you've managed the comedy equivalent of skateboarding over life's banisters—all while keeping your trademark deadpan expression. Your ability to delight audiences through unforgettable moments on shows like "The Tom Green Show," and your hilarious cameos in films like "Road Trip," has left a permanent punchline on pop culture's funny bone.

Sure, some may recognize you as Drew Barrymore's former husband, but we prefer celebrating you for being Hollywood’s most enduring expert at finding humor where others see chaos. Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter—though preferably fewer pranks involving cows!