Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on April 22, 1953)

Happy Birthday, Tom Griswold! You're the reigning king of comedic chaos whose early-morning humor has kept millions tuned in and laughing for decades. Who else but you could turn weekday mornings into comedy gold? You've successfully made waking up before sunrise oddly enjoyable—no easy feat!

From your legendary on-air conversations to famously playful banter with Bob and crew, you've proven there's no expiration date for hilarious antics or radio legend greatness. Your sharp wit consistently brightens each broadcast; America owes its coffee-fueled laughter directly to you.

Here's wishing that today brings less mishaps behind microphones—but knowing you, maybe not! Happy birthday!