Let's make this birthday one to remember.

68 years old (Born on July 10, 1956)

Happy Birthday, Congressman Tom McClintock! Another year older, wiser, and still bravely navigating the halls of Congress with more determination than a Californian commuter stuck in traffic. From your steadfast advocacy for fiscal responsibility to your unwavering commitment to conservative principles, you've certainly made your mark—proving that common sense can indeed survive politics.

Whether it's passionately debating policy on the House floor or tirelessly representing California's fourth district since 2009 (and before that in Sacramento), you've shown remarkable dedication. Here's hoping this birthday brings you fewer filibusters and more cake—because even politicians deserve a sweet bipartisan treat occasionally!