Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on May 01, 1982)

Tom Witchey! What can we say? Aside from your legendary claim to fame as Britney Spears' unforgettable second one-night stand braggart, you've continued to charm the world with your endless humor and charisma. This birthday, let's raise a toast not only to that hilarious night—though you can't seem to stop mentioning it—but also to every other event in life you've managed (somehow) not to brag endlessly about.

Your uncanny ability for storytelling has earned admiration beyond just celebrity encounters—a true testament of wit underlying all those tales. We eagerly await future adventures worth exaggerating excessively next year! Happy birthday, Tom!