Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on July 13, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Tomas Haake! May your celebration be as perfectly timed and technically brilliant as your drumming on Meshuggah's mind-bending albums. From releasing legendary masterpieces like "ObZen" to captivating global audiences with electrifying live performances, you've consistently shown us that rhythm can indeed defy physics.

Here's wishing you a year filled with countless polyrhythmic beats and fewer confusing time signatures—though let's face it, keeping your fans guessing is part of the fun. Thank you for decades of unmatched percussion wizardry; may the future bring even greater grooves, inspired breakdowns, and plenty of hilarious moments backstage. Rock on eternally!