Let's make this birthday one to remember.

79 years old (Born on June 17, 1945)

Happy Birthday, General Tommy Franks! From Texas to Baghdad, you've always known how to lead the charge—whether commanding troops or commandeering birthday cake. Your strategic brilliance during Operation Iraqi Freedom proved that Texans don't just wear big hats; they also carry big responsibilities (and occasionally bigger maps).

Here's hoping your special day is filled with laughter and joy worthy of a four-star general. May you continue marching forward into another year of success, reminding us all that age is merely classified intel—and you're clearly winning this battle too! Cheers to you for making history look effortlessly cool.