Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on March 20, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Tommy Meyer! You're the defender who made soccer look easy—especially when you helped bring home that unforgettable 2012 MLS Cup with LA Galaxy. Your defensive moves were smoother than Beckham's hair gel and more reliable than California sunshine.

Even though it's been a while since your championship glory days, legends like you never age—they just become classics. May this birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and fewer yellow cards! Keep defending life's goals as brilliantly as you've defended on the pitch; after all these years you're still our favorite champion in cleats. Cheers to another winning year ahead!