Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on May 06, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Tony Estanguet! You're the only guy we know who can navigate life's rapids smoother than a Parisian waiter dodging tourists. With three Olympic gold medals—in Sydney 2000, Athens 2004, and London 2012—you've paddled your way into history faster than most of us paddle through breakfast cereal.

Even though you've hung up your competitive canoeing gear, we're pretty sure you still slalom around obstacles in everyday life with unmatched style. May this birthday bring fewer gates to dodge and more champagne corks popping—after all, you're France's favorite water wizard! Cheers to another year downstream!