Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on July 13, 1948)

Happy Birthday, Tony Kornheiser! From your legendary sports columns to the countless laughs you've given us on "The Tony Kornheiser Show," you’ve proven that wit and wisdom only get better with age. Your sharp commentary since 1992 has made mornings brighter—and occasionally spilled coffee funnier—for listeners everywhere.

Whether debating passionately about golf or playfully bantering over Washington's latest heartbreaks, your humor remains timelessly entertaining. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer traffic rants (though we secretly love them) and more joyful rounds of golf—preferably without any sand traps involved!

Cheers to another year filled with laughter, insight, and classic TK moments!