Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on May 14, 1942)

Happy Birthday, Tony Perez! Another year older, but your swing remains timeless—just like those legendary home runs you launched as part of Cincinnati's Big Red Machine. Seven All-Star appearances and two World Series championships (1975 & 1976) prove you're still batting a thousand in our hearts.

Sure, candles on the cake might multiply faster than RBIs these days—but don't worry; age is just another stat you've conquered effortlessly. Here's hoping your birthday celebration knocks it out of the park—just like you did countless times at Riverfront Stadium. Cheers to a Hall-of-Fame slugger whose legacy never strikes out!