Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on April 21, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Tony Romo! You're the only quarterback who could make Cowboys fans cheer and groan in equal measure—often within seconds. Your legendary scrambles, clutch touchdowns, and heart-stopping comebacks made every Sunday feel like a rollercoaster ride without seatbelts.

Now that you've traded your helmet for headphones as an analyst extraordinaire, you're still calling plays before they happen—and making us laugh along the way. Whether predicting game-winning drives or cracking jokes from the booth with uncanny accuracy (seriously man... psychic?), you remain one of football's most entertaining figures. Here's to another year filled with laughter and spot-on predictions; keep being awesome!