Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on June 01, 1955)

Happy Birthday, Tony Snow! From handling tough press briefings with grace and wit to effortlessly deflecting tricky questions like a seasoned magician, you've truly set the gold standard for White House Press Secretaries. Your ability to keep calm under pressure while delivering memorable one-liners has made politics entertaining again—no small feat!

Here's wishing you another year filled with sharp comebacks, insightful commentary, and continued success in navigating Washington's toughest crowds. May your birthday be as smooth as your best briefing days—and may no reporter ask any follow-up questions about how many candles are on that cake!