Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on April 28, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Too $hort! Another year older, but your rhymes stay forever young. From dropping timeless classics like "Life Is... Too $hort" to keeping the West Coast vibe alive, you've proven that age is just a number—though your lyrics might suggest otherwise!

Whether you're laying down legendary verses or collaborating with today's hottest artists, you continue to remind us why hip-hop needs its OGs. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy and laughter as your iconic tracks have brought fans worldwide. Keep it funky and fresh; after all these years, life still ain't too short for greatness!