Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on January 17, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Trevor Bauer! From dominating the mound at UCLA and snagging that prestigious Golden Spikes Award, to being crowned one of baseball's top prospects by Baseball America in 2012—you've always pitched your way into greatness. Your curveballs have baffled batters almost as much as your tweets amuse fans.

Here's hoping this year brings you even more strikeouts, fewer walks, and plenty of hilarious moments both on and off the field. Keep throwing heat (and shade) with style—because let's face it: baseball is just better when you're around. Cheers to another season filled with epic pitches and unforgettable antics!