Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on March 26, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Trey Azagthoth! May your riffs remain heavier than gravity and your solos shred faster than our ears can comprehend. From pioneering Morbid Angel's legendary albums like "Altars of Madness" to pushing boundaries with Chewing Inc., you've consistently melted faces and redefined death metal.

Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as the countless headbanging fans you've inspired worldwide. Keep defying musical norms, unleashing sonic chaos, and reminding us all that age is just a number—especially when you're eternally young at heart (and fingers). Cheers to another year of brutal brilliance; stay morbidly awesome forever!