Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on April 27, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Trindon Holliday! You're the only NFL player who can make a kickoff return look like an Olympic sprint. Ever since your electrifying debut with the Houston Texans in 2011, you've been leaving defenders grasping at thin air and fans gasping for breath.

Who could forget your record-breaking playoff performance with both punt and kick returns for touchdowns? Watching you blaze downfield was like watching someone hit fast-forward on reality itself. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much excitement as those unforgettable runs—just don't outrun the candles before making a wish! Keep speeding through life; age can't catch what it can't see coming!