Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on August 07, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Troy Brouwer! You know you've made it when your career highlight reel includes lifting the Stanley Cup above your head in 2010 and dominating the AHL All-Star game back in '07. You're like hockey royalty—but Canadian humble enough to pretend you're not.

Honestly, what's more impressive: Hoisting that hefty cup or managing never to lose teeth (or humor) while skating alongside some fierce NHL competition? Either way, you're aging like a fine vintage Zamboni—smooth moves and always reliable on ice. Hope this birthday brings you laughs brighter than rink lights and celebrations lasting longer than playoff beards!