Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on June 29, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Troy Deeney! With finishing sharper than your barber’s clippers and aerial duels stronger than your morning coffee, you've always known how to find the back of the net. Defending might not be your bread and butter, but hey—why defend when you can score goals like it’s going out of fashion?

From magical moments at Watford in the Championship to powering through League One with Walsall, you've brought joy (and agony) to thousands. Your opponents still shiver remembering THAT iconic playoff penalty against Leicester City—you smashed it so hard we’re pretty sure it's still orbiting Earth somewhere.

Cheers Troy—all headers, no defenders!