40 years old (Born on October 10, 1984)
Happy Birthday, Troy Tulowitzki! Your glove was so reliable in 2007 that even gravity took notes—.987 fielding percentage as a rookie? That's not just impressive; that's practically superhero territory!Sure, the Rockies got swept by Boston in '07—but hey, making it to the World Series is still legendary stuff. And let's not forget your first All-Star nod back in 2010: proof you're more than just great hair and smooth moves at shortstop.
Here's hoping your birthday celebrations are smoother than turning double plays—and may you always stay forever young enough to dive for grounders without regret!