Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on March 21, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Troy Westwood! You're the only kicker we know who could rock a ponytail and still strike fear into opponents. Your legendary kicks for the Winnipeg Blue Bombers from 1991 to 2007 (and that encore in '09) made you an All-Star back in '92—proving once again that kickers aren't just football players; they're superheroes with great hair.

Even though you've hung up your cleats, fans still reminisce about those clutch field goals and booming punts. May your birthday be as accurate as your kicking leg—and may all life's uprights stay wide open for you today!