Let's make this birthday one to remember.

87 years old (Born on July 10, 1938)

Happy birthday to the legendary Tura Satana! From your iconic role as Varla in "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" you've shown us all how to kick butt with style and sass. Your fierce attitude, unforgettable one-liners, and epic fight scenes have made cinematic history—proving that nobody messes with a woman who can rock leather boots like you do.

Even today, your legacy continues inspiring generations of fearless rebels and film buffs alike. Here's hoping you're celebrating somewhere fabulous—probably racing muscle cars or karate-chopping cakes in half. Keep being timelessly awesome; after all these years, we're still afraid (and impressed) by you!