Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on June 09, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Itachi Uchiha! The only shinobi who can make "brotherly love" look both terrifying and oddly heartwarming. Your epic showdown with Sasuke still gives us chills—talk about sibling rivalry taken to the next level! And let's not forget your iconic Akatsuki cloak; nobody rocks red clouds quite like you.

From mastering genjutsu to casually saving Konoha from behind the scenes, you've set impossibly high standards for ninja everywhere. Seriously, how many people can claim they've single-handedly redefined heroism while maintaining flawless hair? Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer crows and more cake—because even legendary shinobi deserve a sweet break!