Let's make this birthday one to remember.

93 years old (Born on August 06, 1931)

Happy Birthday to the great Umberto Lenzi—master of mayhem, maestro of mystery, and wizard behind spaghetti western shootouts! Your cinematic adventures have taught us valuable life lessons: never cross a stranger in black gloves, beware quiet towns in dusty deserts, and when facing hostile forces—extra bullets always help.

Through Macaroni Combat chaos or giallo mysteries brimming with suspense (and suspicious glances), your films remain as delightfully entertaining today as they were decades ago. You've created countless thrills impressing generations; truly timeless masterpieces sprinkled generously with violence—and served al dente!

Cheers to you on another thrilling spin around life's reel!