78 years old (Born on December 20, 1946)
Happy Birthday, Uri Geller! May your celebration be so spectacular that spoons everywhere tremble in anticipation. You've wowed us for decades by bending metal cutlery—without even touching dessert—and captivated audiences with mesmerizing mind games on TV screens worldwide.From thrilling telepathic feats to spine-chilling horror films, you've raised entertainment (and eyebrows) streets ahead of mundane reality. Here's hoping this year you continue making the impossible seem effortless and keeping spoon manufacturers thoroughly mystified.
Wishing you a birthday filled with joy, laughter, and lots of very nervous silverware hiding discreetly at the back of drawers today. Cheers to another year magically bent in your favor!