Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on June 22, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Uwe Boll! The cinematic genius behind "Alone in the Dark," a film so unforgettable it still haunts our dreams (and Rotten Tomatoes scores). Your fearless approach to filmmaking has given us countless hours of entertainment—sometimes intentional, sometimes not—but always memorable.

In all seriousness though, your passion and determination are truly inspiring. You've boldly faced critics head-on (literally!), proving that no review can dampen your spirit or slow down your creative drive. Here's wishing you another year filled with bold ideas, unexpected successes, and perhaps even an Oscar-worthy comeback—we believe in miracles! Cheers to you, Uwe!