Let's make this birthday one to remember.

62 years old (Born on April 19, 1963)

Happy Birthday, Valerie! Here's to the woman who made being undercover look cooler than any spy movie. Your courage and resilience in facing political storms have inspired countless people—and probably terrified a few politicians along the way.

From navigating covert operations to gracefully handling unexpected spotlights, you've shown us all how to handle life's curveballs with wit and dignity. May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and absolutely no classified leaks—just cake!

Cheers to another year of success, strength, and keeping secrets better than anyone else in Washington ever could. Happy Birthday!