Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on July 05, 1964)

Happy Birthday, Valery Medvedtsev! You skied faster than most of us can run to catch a bus and shot targets with more precision than we manage throwing socks into the laundry basket. Your Olympic gold and two silvers in 1988, plus another silver in '92, prove you're not just good—you're legendary!

Even though years have passed since your epic biathlon triumphs, we're pretty sure you still celebrate birthdays by skiing laps around everyone else at parties—or perhaps hitting bullseyes on birthday cakes from across the room? Either way, here's wishing you laughter-filled days ahead as timeless as your victories!