Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on May 24, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Victor Bernardez! You're the only defender who can make strikers quake in their boots—literally. Ever since you joined MLS with San Jose Earthquakes back in 2012, you've been shaking up attackers and making goalkeepers breathe easy.

From your rock-solid tackles to those unforgettable headers that left opponents scratching their heads (and fans cheering wildly), you're proof defenders have all the fun. May this birthday bring as much joy as every clean sheet you've secured—and may your celebrations be even more legendary than your defensive skills!

Here's wishing a timeless legend another year of epic victories—cheers!